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As you've probably noticed, the slang synonyms for "haggis stroking" are listed above. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "haggis stroking" are: deep fried mars bar, haggis, scotland, scottish, and hj. There are 509 other synonyms or words related to haggis stroking listed above. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some results returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "haggis stroking" (perhaps tenuously). This is simply due to the way the search algorithm works.

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