Urban Thesaurus
examples:
money,
friend,
trying to impress others,
boyfriend or girlfriend
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Slang for jacking it to jesus
As you've probably noticed, the slang synonyms for "jacking it to jesus" are listed above. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "jacking it to jesus" are: jesus, beating off, christian, pastorbating, and swacking. There are 1200 other synonyms or words related to jacking it to jesus listed above. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some results returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "jacking it to jesus" (perhaps tenuously). This is simply due to the way the search algorithm works.
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