Urban Thesaurus
examples:
money,
friend,
trying to impress others,
boyfriend or girlfriend
Click words for definitions
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door crusty berries semos guitar pete phonics monkey self love the "chocolate helmet" el critico country hand warmer polish creamscicle choke the monkey m0nkey supre splurge slap obongo monkey metal bandor choke-the-monkey killing midgets lao gao four panels of fun horange bebot jizz on my jacket left-handed monkey wrench chopping the lumber down monkess bad word blue monkey jangle-berries (plural) uncle samual 2008 nope whappy knacking vasilate monkey is out of the bottle peekz little red monkey luxury monkey bear choke the chipmunk nsfw twannock knúd chilean cheedle monkey ploby penial abuse wiister ananda osel bad word monkeymad nig-nag smooth criminal monkeychops jarilyn purple stain chrius crack monkey coon pink monkey jack monkey snausage no show nope hidden penebate gerkin' your gerkin no show swiper grundel monkey punching the clown charkie choking-the-bishop riding the dolphin. momofo chewi demonkeyize tree climber trevizo jackamonkey jalapeno monkey cody hole internal 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Slang for masterbating monkey
As you've probably noticed, the slang synonyms for "masterbating monkey" are listed above. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "masterbating monkey" are: math debate, jerkin it, whacking the weasel, spending time in the shower, and hugging the puppy. There are 1121 other synonyms or words related to masterbating monkey listed above. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some results returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "masterbating monkey" (perhaps tenuously). This is simply due to the way the search algorithm works.
You might also have noticed that many of the synonyms or related slang words are racist/sexist/offensive/downright appalling - that's mostly thanks to the lovely community over at Urban Dictionary (not affiliated with Urban Thesaurus). Urban Thesaurus crawls the web and collects millions of different slang terms, many of which come from UD and turn out to be really terrible and insensitive (this is the nature of urban slang, I suppose). Hopefully the related words and synonyms for "masterbating monkey" are a little tamer than average.
Urban Thesaurus
The Urban Thesaurus was created by indexing millions of different slang terms which are defined on sites like Urban Dictionary. These indexes are then used to find usage correlations between slang terms. The official Urban Dictionary API is used to show the hover-definitions. Note that this thesaurus is not in any way affiliated with Urban Dictionary.
Due to the way the algorithm works, the thesaurus gives you mostly related slang words, rather than exact synonyms. The higher the terms are in the list, the more likely that they're relevant to the word or phrase that you searched for. The search algorithm handles phrases and strings of words quite well, so for example if you want words that are related to lol and rofl you can type in lol rofl and it should give you a pile of related slang terms. Or you might try boyfriend or girlfriend to get words that can mean either one of these (e.g. bae). Please also note that due to the nature of the internet (and especially UD), there will often be many terrible and offensive terms in the results.
There is still lots of work to be done to get this slang thesaurus to give consistently good results, but I think it's at the stage where it could be useful to people, which is why I released it.
Special thanks to the contributors of the open-source code that was used in this project: @krisk, @HubSpot, and @mongodb.
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