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Slang for masterbation proclamation

As you've probably noticed, the slang synonyms for "masterbation proclamation" are listed above. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "masterbation proclamation" are: palmela handerson, cup it, getting a load off, punch my clown, and climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. There are 524 other synonyms or words related to masterbation proclamation listed above. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some results returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "masterbation proclamation" (perhaps tenuously). This is simply due to the way the search algorithm works.

You might also have noticed that many of the synonyms or related slang words are racist/sexist/offensive/downright appalling - that's mostly thanks to the lovely community over at Urban Dictionary (not affiliated with Urban Thesaurus). Urban Thesaurus crawls the web and collects millions of different slang terms, many of which come from UD and turn out to be really terrible and insensitive (this is the nature of urban slang, I suppose). Hopefully the related words and synonyms for "masterbation proclamation" are a little tamer than average.

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Due to the way the algorithm works, the thesaurus gives you mostly related slang words, rather than exact synonyms. The higher the terms are in the list, the more likely that they're relevant to the word or phrase that you searched for. The search algorithm handles phrases and strings of words quite well, so for example if you want words that are related to lol and rofl you can type in lol rofl and it should give you a pile of related slang terms. Or you might try boyfriend or girlfriend to get words that can mean either one of these (e.g. bae). Please also note that due to the nature of the internet (and especially UD), there will often be many terrible and offensive terms in the results.

There is still lots of work to be done to get this slang thesaurus to give consistently good results, but I think it's at the stage where it could be useful to people, which is why I released it.

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