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Slang for ranch on my lap
As you've probably noticed, the slang synonyms for "ranch on my lap" are listed above. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "ranch on my lap" are: somf, severus snape, rotflmao, oml, and jizzface. There are 1299 other synonyms or words related to ranch on my lap listed above. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some results returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "ranch on my lap" (perhaps tenuously). This is simply due to the way the search algorithm works.
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Due to the way the algorithm works, the thesaurus gives you mostly related slang words, rather than exact synonyms. The higher the terms are in the list, the more likely that they're relevant to the word or phrase that you searched for. The search algorithm handles phrases and strings of words quite well, so for example if you want words that are related to lol and rofl you can type in lol rofl and it should give you a pile of related slang terms. Or you might try boyfriend or girlfriend to get words that can mean either one of these (e.g. bae). Please also note that due to the nature of the internet (and especially UD), there will often be many terrible and offensive terms in the results.
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