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Slang for scissor monkeys

As you've probably noticed, the slang synonyms for "scissor monkeys" are listed above. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "scissor monkeys" are: monkey spunk, poop, hooters, scissor virginity, and kitty kissing. There are 851 other synonyms or words related to scissor monkeys listed above. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some results returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "scissor monkeys" (perhaps tenuously). This is simply due to the way the search algorithm works.

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