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Slang for to spank the monkey

As you've probably noticed, the slang synonyms for "to spank the monkey" are listed above. According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "to spank the monkey" are: waxing the shillaly, s.t.m., procrasterbation, killing midgets, and spank tank. There are 1121 other synonyms or words related to to spank the monkey listed above. Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some results returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "to spank the monkey" (perhaps tenuously). This is simply due to the way the search algorithm works.

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The Urban Thesaurus was created by indexing millions of different slang terms which are defined on sites like Urban Dictionary. These indexes are then used to find usage correlations between slang terms. The official Urban Dictionary API is used to show the hover-definitions. Note that this thesaurus is not in any way affiliated with Urban Dictionary.

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